i find a little giggle-gas before i begin gives me immense pleasure

"I am your dentist. And I enjoy the career that I picked. I'm your dentist. And I get off on the pain I inflict!"

my mouth hurts. actually, my gums hurt. i went to the dentist today.. haven't been in 1-1/2 years :S my mum had me put on the waitlist for any cancellations this week because she was insistent that i get my teeth cleaned before i moved to toronto. the hygienist was so rough! i've had a total of ten teeth pulled to date and i've never felt the kind of pain i did today! and it was only a regular check up/cleaning today :S i had a bit of tartar on my teeth, not a ridiculous amount.. but her scraping was so painful! my eyes even started to tear up.

hygienist: how often do you floss?
me: not often enough..
hygienist: well you're paying for it now, aren't you?

oh dear god that hurt. at least i got a new toothbrush and a packet of floss..