how to get big pants into a brown jam
so far we have three ideas:
1. i put the big pants in a big purse.. however i don't own a big purse.
2. i wear the big pants under a dress then take them off once in the club. what are the chances they'd reject a girl from entering for wearing big pants..?
3. wear the big pants as a turban. but that requires a full beard. err..
back to the drawing board..
1. i put the big pants in a big purse.. however i don't own a big purse.
2. i wear the big pants under a dress then take them off once in the club. what are the chances they'd reject a girl from entering for wearing big pants..?
3. wear the big pants as a turban. but that requires a full beard. err..
back to the drawing board..
posted by bacon at 7:09 p.m.
5 Comments:
I was waiting for someone else to ask...but no one did so I'll just disply my ignorance for everyone else. I don't know what "big pants" or a "brown jam" are or why it would be hard to combine them. *confused*
hahahaha :) well the big pants were for getting shea into a brown jam. he has normal pants he can wear to get in (because the brown jam i was going to take them to have a strict dress code for guys), BUT shea doesn't do liquid in normal pants.. and that was the point of taking shea & kenny to a brown jam. out of amusement of seeing them break out the liquid to indian music :) (by the way, big pants are pants with large cuffs.. brown jam is a club event for brown people)
Ah...I get it now! Thanks! :)
Unfortunately I don't have a solution to the problem...unless there's enough room under his shirt to wrap the pants around his stomach sorta lengthwise with the shirt tucked in to keep it all up. He could just look fat/rumply I suppose.
I think that me looking fat would be pretty tricky =).
HEY, i could pretend to be pregnant.. and just happen to pop out a "baby" in the bathroom.
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