ultrasonic subliminal messaging for sale

how i found this.. i don't know. on ebay, i found a bunch of subliminal cds for sale! the best is the ultra-sonic ultra-silent subliminal track, where you hear absolutely NOTHING yet you're still being fed subliminal messages.. so you're being sold.. silence.. on a cd.. interesting. offered are the standard self-help, stop smoking, positive speaking fare, but there are a few gems worth the mention:

supernatural mind powers psychic esp <-- i really don't want to know i'm going to fall flat on my face before i do, because i already expect it anyway :S
meet spirit guide / guardian angel <-- this would probably freak me out more than interest me..
remember past lives - reincarnation aid <-- does anyone want to find out that they were an axe murderer in a past life..?
find romance, lover, mate - attract love <-- i should suggest to those who want me married to buy me this, hahahaha :)
dna activation (boost your genetic evolution) <-- perhaps the answer to ensuring you make beautiful babies..?