not quite the cracker jack prize

in today's bag of crispy minis comes an odd surprise: "the mini guide to major happiness". has quacker discovered that crispy minis is the most popular snack food for the segment of the population that's constantly depressed? or has it knocked ice cream off its pedestal for the number one food of choice for moody women during that time of the month? apparently not.

turns out, it's not so much a guide as it is a fortune cookie:

"if at first you don't succeed, try and try again. after that, feel free to move on."

how inspirational!!