other club news i forgot

i forgot one essential story from friday night. there was a platform that a whole bunch of people danced on who either wanted attention or were looking for more space to dance. (i go wherever there's space.) so there was a girl who kept dancing at the edge of the platform on the stage. at one point, a guy i know (who was standing on the dance floor in front of the plateform) was trying to get her off the platform so that she'd dance with him, but she kept moving away. while telling him that it's not going to happen.. the girl came up out of nowhere and started grinding on me. ON ME! i just stood there in shock trying to figure out what she's doing and why ME?! after what felt like an hour of total embarrasment (remember.. this all happening on a platform so everyone in the club can see) she moved away and went back to dancing on her own. THEN when i bent down to make fun of the friend who was trying to pick up the girl who grinded me, said girl came up behind me and started feeling me up. SERIOUS! holy batman. if she did that to stave off the guys, well she's none to bright because that doesn't help her any. everyone knows guys love girl on girl action.

by the way, update on cute dancer guy at club. he's muslim - that's so not happening. BOO..