*twitch*
i have this tendency to look at the people in the cars around me, even in my rear view mirror, which made for an interesting drive this morning.
the major road i drive down is three lanes. i was in the far left lane stopped at a traffic light. (no this is not a story about getting rear-ended again..) in the far right lane, a guy pulls up, looks over at me and winks. i thought this was a little odd.. thinking maybe i was just in the line of sight of an on-the-road flirt-fest i looked to my left - a really old man concentrating very heavily on the car ahead of him. maybe the winker's an anna nicole smith of the gay community..? perhaps.
light turns green, i drive away. another red light comes up, stopped again. i can see in my rear-view mirror that winker is coming. again pulls up within view of me, looks at me, and winks AGAIN! what the.. i mean seriously? really? i wish i were making this up.
light turns green, i drive away. at this point the guy ends up behind a stopped bus, so i didn't end up seeing him for the rest of my drive to work. right now i'm rationalizing that the guy had a twitch (like howie from the backstreet boys) because those winks certainly couldn't have been directed towards me since i looked like a total hobo this morning (so freakin' tired). that or maybe he just really liked my disco balls.
the major road i drive down is three lanes. i was in the far left lane stopped at a traffic light. (no this is not a story about getting rear-ended again..) in the far right lane, a guy pulls up, looks over at me and winks. i thought this was a little odd.. thinking maybe i was just in the line of sight of an on-the-road flirt-fest i looked to my left - a really old man concentrating very heavily on the car ahead of him. maybe the winker's an anna nicole smith of the gay community..? perhaps.
light turns green, i drive away. another red light comes up, stopped again. i can see in my rear-view mirror that winker is coming. again pulls up within view of me, looks at me, and winks AGAIN! what the.. i mean seriously? really? i wish i were making this up.
light turns green, i drive away. at this point the guy ends up behind a stopped bus, so i didn't end up seeing him for the rest of my drive to work. right now i'm rationalizing that the guy had a twitch (like howie from the backstreet boys) because those winks certainly couldn't have been directed towards me since i looked like a total hobo this morning (so freakin' tired). that or maybe he just really liked my disco balls.
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