Wednesday, May 16, 2007

foundation confuses person with multiple personalities

shea is raising money for the heart and stroke foundation. so as i usually do for friends, i went ahead to donate. the form is very amusing! typically the title options are mr./mrs./ms./miss, but the heart and stroke foundation go a step (actually a leap) further! here's the list of titles:
  • Admiral
  • Ambass. & Mrs.
  • Ambassador
  • BGEN *
  • Bishop
  • Bishop and Mr.
  • Bishop and Mrs.
  • Brother
  • c/o
  • Cantor
  • Cantor and Mr.
  • Capt.
  • Capt. and Mrs.
  • CDR *
  • Cdr. *
  • Chap.
  • Chaplain & Mrs.
  • Cmdr.
  • CMSGT *
  • Col.
  • Col. and Mrs.
  • Commissioner
  • CWO4 *
  • Deacon
  • Dr.
  • Dr. & Rev.
  • Dr. and Dr.
  • Dr. and Mr.
  • Dr. and Mrs.
  • Dr. and Ms.
  • Dr. and Rev.
  • Drs.
  • Elder
  • Estate of
  • Father
  • Fr. *
  • General
  • H.R.H.
  • Hon.
  • Judge
  • Lt.
  • Lt. Cmdr.
  • Lt. Col.
  • Major
  • Messrs.
  • Miss
  • Monsignor
  • Mother
  • Mr.
  • Mr. and Mrs.
  • Mr. and Ms.
  • Mrs.
  • Ms.
  • MSG. *
  • Mss.
  • Prof.
  • Prof. and Mr.
  • Prof. and Mrs.
  • Prof. and Ms.
  • Rabbi
  • Rabbi and Mr.
  • Rabbi and Mrs.
  • Rep. *
  • Rev.
  • Rev. and Mr.
  • Rev. and Mrs.
  • Rev. Dr.
  • Rev. Dr. & Mrs.
  • Rt. Rev. *
  • Rt. Rev. & Mr.
  • Rt. Rev. & Mrs.
  • Senator
  • Senator & Mrs.
  • Sgt.
  • Sister
  • Sr.
  • The
  • The Hon.
  • The Hon. & Mr.
  • The Hon. & Mrs.
  • The Rev. Deacon


cantor reena, commodore reena, mother reena.. THE reena! oh, i should so take that option.

by the way, the * indicates the titles i have no clue what they mean.. and i'm far too lazy to look them up at the moment.

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