foundation confuses person with multiple personalities

shea is raising money for the heart and stroke foundation. so as i usually do for friends, i went ahead to donate. the form is very amusing! typically the title options are mr./mrs./ms./miss, but the heart and stroke foundation go a step (actually a leap) further! here's the list of titles:

• Admiral
• Ambass. & Mrs.
• Ambassador
• BGEN *
• Bishop
• Bishop and Mr.
• Bishop and Mrs.
• Brother
• c/o
• Cantor
• Cantor and Mr.
• Capt.
• Capt. and Mrs.
• CDR *
• Cdr. *
• Chap.
• Chaplain & Mrs.
• Cmdr.
• CMSGT *
• Col.
• Col. and Mrs.
• Commissioner
• CWO4 *
• Deacon
• Dr.
• Dr. & Rev.
• Dr. and Dr.
• Dr. and Mr.
• Dr. and Mrs.
• Dr. and Ms.
• Dr. and Rev.
• Drs.
• Elder
• Estate of
• Father
• Fr. *
• General
• H.R.H.
• Hon.
• Judge
• Lt.
• Lt. Cmdr.
• Lt. Col.
• Major
• Messrs.
• Miss
• Monsignor
• Mother
• Mr.
• Mr. and Mrs.
• Mr. and Ms.
• Mrs.
• Ms.
• MSG. *
• Mss.
• Prof.
• Prof. and Mr.
• Prof. and Mrs.
• Prof. and Ms.
• Rabbi
• Rabbi and Mr.
• Rabbi and Mrs.
• Rep. *
• Rev.
• Rev. and Mr.
• Rev. and Mrs.
• Rev. Dr.
• Rev. Dr. & Mrs.
• Rt. Rev. *
• Rt. Rev. & Mr.
• Rt. Rev. & Mrs.
• Senator
• Senator & Mrs.
• Sgt.
• Sister
• Sr.
• The
• The Hon.
• The Hon. & Mr.
• The Hon. & Mrs.
• The Rev. Deacon

cantor reena, commodore reena, mother reena.. THE reena! oh, i should so take that option.

by the way, the * indicates the titles i have no clue what they mean.. and i'm far too lazy to look them up at the moment.