ma'am i am not.

i went grocery shopping today.. i found my regular shopping haven! big grocery store, lcbo, beer store, my two banks, ice cream shop, blockbuster.. *wonderful* is it sad i got totally excited when pulling into the shopping area?

i love grocery shopping. it's my favourite shopping activity, hands down. the only part i dislike about the whole shopping experience is trying to open the little baggies for the fruits and veggies.. agh. it always takes me a good five minutes to open it, which by that time the food has already rotted. yes, i'm over exaggerating, but i really get annoyed with those bags. anyway.

at the checkout counter, the cashier was new because she kept asking me what the veggies i was buying were. nice girl, however, she was a bit TOO polite while scanning my items: "ma'am, what is this vegetable? .. ma'am what kind of root is this? .. ma'am.." AAAHHH!!! i'm am not a MA'AM! this is just as bad as the girl at the car dealership calling me mrs. mistry. holy batman, these kids make me feel old.