reena vs. static cling

i'm wearing a skirt today. it's spring.. i'm allowed to. since it's still windy out, i decided nylons would be a good idea. when i got to work, i realised i was experiencing a "wardrobe malfunction". no.. i wasn't exposed (thank god!). the front part of my skirt kept bunching up, which means i could very well expose myself if i weren't paying attention. so the ladies in the front office took pity and gave me some suggestions on how to combat the evils of static cling:

attempt #1
put a little bit of water on your nylons. don't soak it.. just wet your hands and rub them up and down your legs.

first of all.. that just sounds dirty. so i tried. the problem was the water just ran down the nylons. it wouldn't stick, so the skirt was still bunching up. boo..

attempt #2
spray your nylons with hairspray. but who brings hairspray to work? well then, use air freshner.

well i certainly wasn't going to spray air freshner right on myself. so i sprayed it in the air and walked into it. easy? not exactly. when i sprayed, foamy bits came out and splattered all over my nylons.

after all that, i still have a bunched up skirt with the added bonus of smelling like a summer's breeze.