why can't it be a strawberry tree?

i realise strawberries don't grow on trees, but i'm sick of apricots. i don't really like them to begin with, and having that tree in the backyard doesn't help. aunt b (dad's sister) and my cousin came over on tuesday after work to help take down more apricots. they brought an odd contraption they had to help cut the branches - it was a pruner attached to a long stick with a string to pull when you want to cut something. i had good laughs with them because aunt p (dad's sister-in-law) told my cousin to climb up the tree, he said he was afraid he'd fall out, my aunt b would reply with "and he doesn't have life insurance.." hehehe :)